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Joke of the Day
"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."
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"You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!"
"How many libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it."
"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"
"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"
"A frenchman walks into a library And asks the Librarian if he can checkout a book about War. The Librarian responds, ""No, you'll lose it."""
"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"
"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me... ""You better be still holding that ladder"""
"some jokes in a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMU-eLxIRj8#!"
"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."