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Joke of the Day
"why do people carry umbrellas? because umbrellas cant walk. (ba dum tsss) i suck at jokes :(((("
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"STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward."
"Why did the terrorist go to Sonic? To have a Blast!"
"Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant."
"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"
"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"
"Me: Can I dip my breadstick in your Alfredo sauce? Him: Usually it's me asking you that. 13YO: SHUT UP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
"Where do Star Wars rebel officers eat? The Admiral Snackbar."
"The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized"