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Joke of the Day
"Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant."
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"How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."
"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"
"How do you outsmart a chicken? By thinking outside the bawks."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."
"Do you know the most popular place in town? The cemetery; people are just dying to get in"
"How do you tell if someone's an introvert? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"I'm wearing that smile you gave me "
"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."
"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."