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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"
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"what is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ"
"Sex is like fishing... You gotta know how to handle the rod!"
"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"
"Well I guess it's time we change Philip Seymour Hoffman's name to Philip Seeyanomour Hoffman!"
"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."
"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"
"Canadian court... Do you plead sorry or not sorry?"
"My kids have already agreed to have me frozen. I just wish they'd wait until I'm dead."
"Just saw a woman talking on a pay phone. It was so disorienting that for a moment I thought I had been transported to 1990."