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Joke of the Day
"Why did the terrorist go to Sonic? To have a Blast!"
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"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""
"How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'? Is it kale? it's kale, isn't it? please don't say kale."
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"
"With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here with some respect!"
"A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven."
"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."