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Joke of the Day
"When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof... I WAS SHOCKED!"
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"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."
"The Cleveland Browns Thats it"
"A lot of parents are asking questions about my baby cannon. Like ""Does it really fire babies?"" & ""Have you seen my son Jeff?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"
"What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!"
"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."
"My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack."
"Whats an African-American's favorite fare? Welfare."
"On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system"