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Joke of the Day

"When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof... I WAS SHOCKED!"

"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"

"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."

"FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best"

"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"

"Why is santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. Why am I so jolly? I stole his list."

"IMHO = I Miss Hall & Oates"

"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"