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Joke of the Day
"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"
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"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."
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"Why do refugees in Germany smell like shit? Because they're too scared to go in the showers."
"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."
"Hey I'm in jail on the police station for having an ugly face..... Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?"
"spent the last 36 minutes yelling at this ugly little girl to get off my lawn before realizing it was my naked reflection in the window."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"
"Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"