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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."
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"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"
"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."
"What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein."
"Me: This infomercial is so stupid. *10 mins later* Me: So all I have to pay on the 2nd one is the shipping and handling?"
"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"
"What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!"
"A little Muslim girl tells her husband: ""I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Husband says: ""You can do one or the other, you can't do both."""
"I'm going to protect my tweets on Christmas this year so Santa can't ""know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake."" Take that!"