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Joke of the Day

"Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex The study suggests a little head may result in a little head."

"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."

"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library... I said ""Shit man, it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want!"""

"Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade."

"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"

"I just found a halloween candy on my lawn and ate it. So I guess I AM able to live off the land if I ever needed to."

"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."

"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."