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Joke of the Day

"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."

"December 1 is the biggest day in the plumbing business as millions of ill-prepared men shave their mustaches over a sink"

"Two muffins are in the oven... One of them says ""it's getting hot in here."" The other muffin says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""

"When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee... Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 25 pounds."

"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"Why did the emoji fly to Syria? It wanted to become an Emojihad!"

"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"

"My girlfriend said if this gets 200 votes, we'll try anal. Just kidding, I don't even have a girlfriend."

"Did you hear about the prostitute with an MBA? She was a business anal-ist."