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Joke of the Day
"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."
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"I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks. Because rulers were made to be broken."
"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."
"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."
"What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham"
"I got a tattoo on my penis that says ""TINY"" when I'm flaccid. When I'm erect, it says ""TICONDEROGA NY"""
"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """
"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"