48492
Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
Next Joke
"Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school"
"My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles."
"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."
"Why did Verizon's mailman get fired? He was losing packets."
"For Halloween I'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet."
"I've been drinking and trying to think of a great tweet for a few hours now and here it is: FARTS"
"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."
"How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite"