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Joke of the Day

"A gay guy punched me the other day for no reason. Why? Because gay guys are fucking assholes. I'll show myself out."

"This show 2 broke girls"

"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."

"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"At a recent meeting at the Vatican the pope joked ""I've never seen so many priests in one room"" I guess he's never been to a kids party then"

"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"

"Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! ...I got rekt"

"No bullshit, if any color is unemployed, its maroon"

"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it's too cheesy. -__-"