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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"
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"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."
"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""
"Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, and No Yen Tu."
"What is Cole's law? Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise"
"A blonde is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. Someone approaches and says, ""Cool! Where did you get that?"" The pig replies, ""I won her in a raffle."""
"Saw sign in yoga store: Do One Thing A Day That Scares You. So today I start raping coyotes."
"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized this the other day... inside my fort."