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"What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men? Live Jasmine"
"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""
"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."
"What's the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope"
"I'm not condescending! Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it."
"A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, ""we call them kilos over here."" The man replies ""fine, a pound of kilos then."""
"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"
"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"