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Joke of the Day

"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2 dont start anything"

"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."

"I hate people with artism"

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"How to turn black woman into spider? Kill her husband."

"I can't be what you want. I'm too busy being what I want."

"My favorite letter is elamenopee."

"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."

"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married? His Feyonce."