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Joke of the Day
"How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it"
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"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"
"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."
"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"
"If you watch ""The Empire Strikes Back"" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister"
"Facebook friend: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you- SHUT UP, SHANNON. YOU'RE *ALWAYS* AT YOUR WORST."
"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"
"If a policeman is knocking on your door and you have a pile of dead babies on your bed, what's the hardest thing to hide? Your erection."
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."