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Joke of the Day

"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""

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"In middle school, I had a crush on a kid named BJ. When you write Heather loves BJ on your notebooks, you make a lot of friends."
"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."
"Not entirely sure what a ""propriate"" is, but apparently I'm in it..."
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"
"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"
"Why was the butcher fired? Because he was caught *beating his meat*!"
"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"
"Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats? They have nein lives!"
"what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker."