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Joke of the Day

"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."

"I tried to give myself a sex change but I couldn't quite pull it off."

"""Blinding Nemo"" #BPMovies"

"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"

"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."

"""Good morning ladies!"" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market."

"the most American thing I've done today is pay $5 for a pre-sliced apple"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Ho's."