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Joke of the Day

"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"

"What do you call the gay couple who are both named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot"

"seX I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Me: I'm too full to eat anymore. Food: Are you sure. Me: No."

"what kind of vegetable is the hypest a turnup obvs"

"So Harambe walked into a bar Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe"

"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."

"Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages."

"What do you call a paper car? A paper-machacedes"