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Joke of the Day

"One I heard at a restaurant ""Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"" She whispered softly to her date. ""It's possible"" he admitted, ""Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"""

"LPT If you are going to have sex with someone you don't know, Always, always, always... Ask"

"Hi, I'm hosting a party with dinner & drinks on Friday 14th Feb for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't cum let me know."

"What's the official sports drink of the KKK? White Power-ade"

"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."

"Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?"

"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"

"turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven"

"What color were Hitler's walls? Jewish Red"

"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"