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"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"
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"2 Canadians are walking through the snow... The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says: ""Look, a boot"" The second one replies: ""About what?"""
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"
"Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out."
"Goldsmiths, what is your profession? Au, Au, Au."
"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
"My mom yelled at my sister "" GET OUTTA MY PURSE!""... My sister yelled back ""I'M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU'RE PURSE!"""
"What does a mermaid wear to math class? An ""algebra"""
"Football legend Michael Owen has announced he's releasing a new fragrance It's going to be called ""My Cologne""."