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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting a Mexican hate group. It's called the quequeque."
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"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"
"""Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."""
"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."
"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."
"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"
"I got the job as a psychic! I don't know how."
"If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America"