201670
Joke of the Day
"The problem with ""We, the People"" is mostly you, the people."
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"Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection? I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)"
"You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account."
"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise."
"Why do cemeteries have fences? People are just dying to get in."
"In case of emergency, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features. Thank you for flying with Facebook"
"Apple and Puma have developed smart track pants, they're called iPumaPants."
"French Joke Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
"How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human? None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark"