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Joke of the Day

"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."

"[begin metajoke] What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender? No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. [end metajoke]"

"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"

"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."

"Your mom is so ugly... ... That she committed suicide and the devil sent her right back."

"What do you call a German Pregnancy? A kinder surprise"

"When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land... Also, I don't want to be cremated."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."

"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"

"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."