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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget? A huge short coming."
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"I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to ""Continue Straight."""
"*Goes into fabric store looking for girlfriend material*"
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"
"Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds? The bucket"
"CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir"
"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."