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Joke of the Day
"My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have."
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"What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast"
"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"
"Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth."
"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."
"3 mods walk into a bar. [removed]"
"Me: Goodnight Moon. Moon: Don't ""Goodnight"" me! Do you know what time it is? Where the hell have you been?"
"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."