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Joke of the Day
"My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have."
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"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."
"A 6'-6"" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1"" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married."
"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."
"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"
"Working at the aluminum recycling plant is the saddest job I've ever had... ... It's just soda pressing."
"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."
"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."
"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."
"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"