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Joke of the Day

"It's green but when you press a button it turns red. A frog in a blender."

"If at first you don't succeed, get her drunk."

"Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball"

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"""It's one of those new Hoverboards!"" 9: Mom, this is just 2 Roombas taped together. ""Don't be silly. Now go vacuum...I mean play upstairs"""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"

"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."

"My cat is rubbing herself all over me because she wants me to stroke her. It's like she's a drunk version of me."

"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"

"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."