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Joke of the Day
"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."
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"My dictionary got into an argument with my thesaurus. They had words."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim..."
"BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable."
"Giraffe: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! [5 min later] *vomits*"
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
"I just picked a Chapstick up from my bedside table, spent 30 seconds trying to get the lid off with my teeth, then realized it was a battery"
"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"