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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps."

"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"

"Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying."

"Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar."

"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."

"Today I shot a black man and his wife It was a beautiful wedding"

"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."

"After many years I've realized I'm allergic to beer. It causes me to break out in places. Places I have no idea how to get home from."

"How to avoid clickbait 101 Now you know"