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Joke of the Day
"Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division"
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"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."
"What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black? A ripe bananna"
"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."
"The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that's what I can see from under my desk."
"Which is Donald Trump's favourite music album? the wall by pink floyd"
"FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes everyone's been eaten."
"TIFU Now the disc is not playable."
"*nervously adjusts fedora in Starbucks lineup I'll have uh, um, a mediu- I mean vanti, uh, mochacachito? Patrons: HE'S A FRAUD! GET HIM!!!"