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Joke of the Day

"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"

"Whisper dirty things in my ear... http://i.imgur.com/wlIG8.jpg"

"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."

"How do you make a cat bark? Drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... Woof!"

"What do you call a selfless pastrami? Pastramyou"

"No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word."

"Why don't Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor."

"*plugs my phone in to charge when it's at 80%* *lets the low battery warning on my fire alarm beep for 6 months*"

"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."