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Joke of the Day
"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."
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"Why is Aaron Rodgers sucking so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!"
"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type here."""
"Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background."
"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"My friend and I saw a hobo sleeping in the park with a memory foam pillow... My friend turned to me and said, ""What a truly lucky man!"""
"[NSFW] What do snakes and condoms have in common? I don't fuck with either of them."