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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black? A ripe bananna"
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"How do black geese call to white geese? HONKEY! HONKEY!"
"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."
"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."
"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."
"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"
"Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!"
"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."
"What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers."