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Joke of the Day
"TIFU Now the disc is not playable."
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"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious."
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"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"
"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."