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Joke of the Day
"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"
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"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"
"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years."
"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."
"What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos."
"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."
"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"
"What did your last slave die of? A perforated colon."
"Me: That does it! [bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?"
"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"