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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."
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"Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns? The take everything, literally."
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"Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires."
"Two Men walk into a bar... ""Knock, Knock!""...... ""Who's there?"" says one. ""It's the doctor, you two walked into a pole, now tell me if your head hurts."""
"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"
"Did you hear about the Galvanic cell that went to court? He was charged with a salt and battery."
"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"
"Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)"
"If it wasn't for auto-tune Jennifer Lopez would be selling rugs and little Puerto Rican flags out of a van at the intersection by the mall."