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Joke of the Day

"Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns? The take everything, literally."

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted"

"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."

"I'm gonna get a neck tattoo that looks exactly like my neck."

"My local bar had an amateur magic night, a gay magician sat on a bar stool and made it disappear. Thank you, I'll walk myself out."

"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."

"You hear what they are calling Bruce Jenner's new TV show? ""Cait Plus 8-inches."""

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You know more about it, but now the frog is dead."

"""Always a housewife, never a house,"" the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion. No one was ever going to call her ""home""..."

"Grandmother: ""So what is Skype?"" *Explains in great detail on how it works* ""So do I need a computer for it?"" ""I JUST...how's your cat?"""