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Joke of the Day

"If it wasn't for auto-tune Jennifer Lopez would be selling rugs and little Puerto Rican flags out of a van at the intersection by the mall."

"I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. ""You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"""

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"Damn girl, did u just fall from heaven? Cause you are looking like the next Satan."

"Life seems to be like a pushy boyfriend Because even when I'm not in the mood I still seem to get fucked by it"

"Original joke It may not have been funny but at least it was original"

"(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) ""How many do I need to get an Xbox?"" ""Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works."" ""FALSE ADVERTISING!"""

"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie"

"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"