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Joke of the Day

"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"

"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"

"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."

"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"

"If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed."

"Why does Mary Kay walk funny? Her lipstick"

"Two women are at a cafe, sitting quietly"

"Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed."

"[drug test] WEED: what did you get for #15? HEROIN: the teacher said not to share answers. COCAINE: done LSD: this paper tastes like crab"