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Joke of the Day
"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"
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"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"
"I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only ""disappointed"" in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there"
"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"
"My dad was an illiterate pirate Tragically, he was lost at C."
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"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"
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"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"