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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"

"My grandpa would always tell me ""You're my favorite granddaughter"" I was his only granddaughter."

"If the doorbell rings, its normal to drop, shimmy across the floor, press your body to the wall & not breath till the person is gone, right?"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"

"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal."

"To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'"

"If you teach a Pokemon substitute.. Does that mean you're a substitute teacher?"

"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch."

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep with a light on."