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Joke of the Day

"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"

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"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs."
"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."
"[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? ""It was Rover he w.."" *dog makes throat slice gesture* ""It was me. I shit on the rug"""
"After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone."
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"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."