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Joke of the Day

"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."

"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."

"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"

"A statistician walks up to a girl in the bar Guy: You're the most average girl out here. Girl: Hey, you're mean! Guy: No, you are."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."

"Photons have mass? Why, I didn't know they were Catholic!"

"People say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."

"I want to start a potato chip company called ""dick's."" Our motto would tell you to eat a bag of 'em."

"For fun, I steal my married friends phones & change my name to 'Brandy from the club' then repeatedly call them & hang up at 3am. #topahole"