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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"

"What kind of bird is the best pornstar? A swallow."

"According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture."

"You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor."

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"

"Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!"

"What came first...? Kid Flash or Flash's Dick?"

"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."

"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."