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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one. &nbsp; EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!"

"ow do you organize a space party? you planet"

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want em?! NNNNEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"What eats everything? An Om-nomnivore"

"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"

"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"

"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""