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"We're having a lawnmower sale down at Lowes Buy one get Juan free!"
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"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes."
"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."
"If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?"
"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"
"It's impressive how within three minutes of crawling into bed your brain can remind you of 23,472 things going wrong with your life."
"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."
"When you unfollow me, I find your name on a Coke bottle, shake it up, put it back on the shelf and whisper ""suck it"" under my breath."