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Joke of the Day

"Contest in a girl's college write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story Oh god I am pregnant I wonder who did it"

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"

"Why is sperm white? Because it can swim"

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"

"Frozen Window Wife texts her husband ""Windows Frozen, what do I do?"" Husband texts back ""pour some lukewarm water over it"" Wife replies ""Gee, thanks. Now computer is totally fucked"""

"U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?"

"Facebook: People trying to save the world one uneducated post at a time"

"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."