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Joke of the Day

"Frozen Window Wife texts her husband ""Windows Frozen, what do I do?"" Husband texts back ""pour some lukewarm water over it"" Wife replies ""Gee, thanks. Now computer is totally fucked"""

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean Dip"

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."

"I celebrated 4/20 on January 5th. I know how to reduce fractions."

"Note to self: Before committing any murders, get head and shoulders. Can't be leaving DNA all over the place."

"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."

"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"

"What is Nemo's favorite drink? Nemonade"

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They never met."