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Joke of the Day
"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"
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"Too soon? Charlie Sheen's new show: ""2 and a half T-Cells"""
"After watching superman vs batman trailer, my expectation during exam time. Professor : Tell me...do you read ? Me : No Professor : You will"
"[marriage counseling] Wife: I just wish he wasn't so clingy Husband: YOU KNEW I WAS A BARNACLE, LINDA"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."
"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"
"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"
"WIFE: [crying] guess what my sister just told me ME: she's a liar WIFE: are you saying her dog didn't die? ME: [wiping sweat] I love you"