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Joke of the Day

"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"

"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."

"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."

"My car broke down outside Dominos last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the driver."

"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"

"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."

"What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"

"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."

"[feeding baby] Here comes the plane! *baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk"